I wish my life were a movie. I’m not talking about before every important scene there is background music to it but I’m talking about a complete stranger or friend falling head-over heels in-love with me.
- acceptable ways to laugh on tumblr: omfg, omg, what is air, i am dead, blogging from the grave, deer god, somebody hold me, crying, can't breathe
- unacceptable ways to laugh on tumblr: hahahaha, lol, that is funny
- Parents: get off the computer
- Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
- me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years